Should you ever get caught going the wrong way down a dark alley, you’ll be glad to have . Dotted with 66 metal spikes (use the wrist strap to tote it—safety first), it’s a super-chic zippered clutch and a useful protection device! Plus, the black, lilac, silver, taupe and coral color scheme offers something for everyone. All that and still only about the size of a hardback novel.

Avail in Spring 2010 at a Louboutin near you.